pairing/AU: joel miller x female!reader - no breakout
summary: working late one friday night you help your boss joel to destress.
warnings: swearing, porn without plot, smut 18+ (minors dni!!), age gap (reader is early 20s and joel is pushing 40) <- but r’s age could be read as older if you want, dom!joel, praise kink, dirty talk, lots of pet names, a little degradation, oral (f+m receiving), a little size kink (basically joel has a big dick), unprotected sex (don’t do it!), a little orgasm denial, creampie, no use of y/n
word count: 5k
a/n: this is absolute filth. this is depraved. i don’t know what else to say. also probably the smuttiest thing i’ve ever written and i will take no responsibility for it. i blame it all on me being on my period 😌
a you-shaped whole in the universe Celia Paul, Ocean Vuong, Owen Gent, Alejandra Pizarnik (trans. Yvette Siegert), Karman Verdi, Edna St Vincent Millay
A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, itโs a good day for everyone.
That was on July 7th.
Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/allโthe main page of Reddit. If your post does that, itโs immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.
On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogsโnobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.
Thereโs a specific chain of reblogs that Iโd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.
But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.
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99% percent of the people who have seen the postโvirtually unchanged from how it left my dashโhave seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. Thatโs insane to me.
None of those 36 people know that theyโre part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.
And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.
You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.
pairing: joel miller x fem!reader rating: 18+ minors dni word count: 10.6k (of pure depravity and romance) series summary: fresh on the heels of the worst breakup of your life, you find an unexpected kindred spirit (and maybe a little more) in family friend joel miller, whoโs agreed to tag along for seven days to a tropical resort with you and your parents. series warnings etc: [NO OUTBREAK] weโll call him dadโs buddy!joel, fairly soft!joel, age difference (28/50), alcohol, food, sexual tension, smut like whoa smut (will specify with each chapter), fluff, anxiety, mentions of infidelity, mentions of divorce, jet skis????, secret relationship. chapter summary: finally free to explore each other the way you want to, you enjoy one day of bliss with joel. chapter warnings: smut, brief very mild somnophilia kind of, oral (f receiving), fingering, dry humping, discussions of contraceptives, reader has orgasm insecurity but joel helps her out, dirty talk, unprotected p in v sex, prone bone, creampie, brief cumplay, praise kink, joel miller still has a big dick, multiple orgasms, food, alcohol (return of the blue lagoons), big olโ feelings, discussions of age difference, POV swapping. no use of y/n.
A/N: well. WELL. this is what this chapter is. itโs just what it is. i just think these two deserved one single day of horniness without interruptions. not a parent in sight in this one yaโll. enjoy and for the love god, be nice.
followers suggestions in this chapter: room service and deep talks in bed, they fuck, joel stripping reader out of her bikini, soft sleepy morning sex
Eddie is residing in Maine under an assumed name. He lives in a studio apartment by the docks of a fishing town. The air always smells of salt water and fish. He works on the fishing boats that need extra hands and has a reputation as a reliable loner that only works for cash in hand. His buzzed head is always covered by a dark blue beanie. His dark green insulated jacket and blue jeans are his every day uniform. He frequents the tiny library in town. The librarians have offered to get him a card, and he’s always politely declined. His spot is a soft chair in the periodical section where he reads fantasy novels and draws in his notebook.
Omg I just saw them I was like no wait like I have to see this, and it got me thinking like what if he posted them by accident or smth fjsksksjs
Honestly either way it is very endearing; I’m content either way :)
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i was wondering that too tbh lmao but then he also posted a pic of tessa?? so like maybe he didn’t post them by accident 🤨 idk tbh that man and ig are not friends. it’s a running gag for a reason lol
pairing/au: college au โ frat!peter parker x female!reader
summary: you accidently learn peter parkerโs secret
warnings: swearing, fwb relationship
word count: 1.2k
a/n: trying my hand at frat!peter parker since itโs the new craze with a little ficlet lmao. i donโt know what iโm doing and i had no plot or plan for this. iโve set the pairing as female!reader, but it can be read as gn!reader. iโve only done it like that in case i would want to write more for this later. anyways happy reading <3
Peterโs bedroom window moaned and complained as Peter pushed it open. He was tempting fate, but what else was new. The music coming from downstairs vibrated through the brick underneath his hand. Climbing through the window, he hit the floor with a soft thump!
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